This Week’s Gentleman Game Express — MASSAGE MY EX-BULLY
▉ A super lightweight mini game
If I had to put it bluntly,
even the H scenes are pretty restrained.
The main thrill comes from the sneaky vibe and the sense of dominance through training.
First playthrough defaults to a 10-week schedule.
You only get bits of story during intros and after clearing key routes.
▉ I played for 6 hours
Although each round can be cleared in about 1 to 1.5 hours if you’re fast,
the real challenge is figuring out how to make Dana completely fall for you within the 10-week limit.
I only managed to get the BAD END and the True END so far,
mostly depending on how high your Relationship Advantage level is.
If your level is too low, you’ll just get the generic ending.
▉ Your goal is to hit Relationship Advantage Level 7 within 10 weeks.
A lot of people get stuck trying to push the numbers up.
Here’s a breakdown of the core gameplay:
Most people will likely start with increasing Satisfaction,
which basically means getting Dana to fall asleep so you can do whatever you want.
I took this approach on my first run too.
But the biggest issue with this strategy is —
you won’t be able to push Relationship Advantage past level 5.
So how do you make her fully submit?
Hold up.
▉ Let’s talk about what each Relationship Advantage level actually changes:
Lv1 ~ Lv2
You can only touch a few parts.
Also, you’re limited to massaging while she’s still in her underwear and panty.
Lv3
You can ask her to take off her bra.
(She’ll start doing outfit changes when she comes for massages, lol.)
(Though it’s kind of a bummer that the new outfit disappears once she enters the massage room.)
Lv5
You can ask her to take off her panty.
Lv7
Rage builds up much slower.
You can basically go full throttle with a more revealing outfit.
Back to the game mechanics,
there are really just two main priorities:
Make sure to reduce fatigue to zero — that’s your top priority.
And this one’s key:
“Keeping Dana awake is more important than putting her to sleep.”
If there’s still room in her Rage gauge,
try choosing body parts that increase Shame.
Why?
Because how much fatigue you remove depends on whether you nail the minigame target.
As Rage increases,
make sure to choose spots that decrease Rage.
But lowering Rage will also reduce Doubt at the same time.
To keep her awake,
spam the towel to interrupt her — even though it will lower Satisfaction.
Your goal: push Shame all the way to 100.
By the way:
Late-game Satisfaction doesn’t matter that much.
Whether you get bonus time depends on whether all fatigue is cleared.
At first, I was massaging every body part carefully to make her fall asleep.
But when she came back a few times saying my techniques were great and her fatigue was gone,
I figured clearing fatigue was what really triggered the bonus time.
Satisfaction just isn’t that critical.
Only massage numbers 5 and 6 have S-rank options.
The two poses are different.
Use them to target the main fatigue spots.
Then just alternate between 5 and 6 however you like.
If you’re fast enough, you can lock things down by week 7.
This game is addictive because it gives you that sweet, sweet
“…almost got caught” thrill.
Some Fun Game Tidbits
【Dana is surprisingly loyal】
If you start with high Shame, Dana’s basically under your control.
From S-count: 0 in Week 1,
to 1 when you succeed,
to still 1 after all 10 weeks.
【Dana’s Counterattack】
If you focus on the Satisfaction path and keep doing things while she’s asleep,
you’ll end up with the opposite result.
Crazy-high masturbation stats and double-digit S-count.
You basically unlocked her taboo switch.
【After Lv6, try switching her to a more revealing outfit】
It’ll default her Shame to around 40,
which helps a lot when you’re trying to wrap things up.
【Nipple color preferences – dev edition】
According to the devs, Dana is a bit of a thot (their words, not mine),
so her nipples are darker by default,
but they also let you choose pink.
Clearly a case of the dev projecting some… personal tastes.
That said… coffee-colored is fine too.
(What an unexpectedly wholesome ending lol)
【Come in for a massage — leave in full cosplay mode】
Hope you all conquer this one soon. Board the Gentleman Express~ See ya next time!!
