Game Intro: The Witch Asks For Cum’s Real-Deal Charm

Today I’m diving into MASOBU’s latest gem—“The Witch Asks For Cum.” This game’s got full-on real-life footage, ditching the tame vibes of regular dating sims and throwing you straight into next-level sexy territory. If it weren’t for the game UI, you’d legit think you’re watching some spicy flick—hard to keep it together sometimes (yo!).

Game Setup and Volume Woes

Before you jump in, you gotta log in with an email to get started. Setup’s bare-bones—just volume, system language, and subtitle size (only Simplified Chinese for now). But here’s my beef: I cranked the volume to 0, and the story mode voices still blare out? Had to mess with Windows’ sound mixer to mute this game solo—annoying as heck.

UI Breakdown: All the Features

No fancy intro when you start—just bam, straight to the main UI (we’ll hit the story stuff later). Let’s run through all the interface goodies first, then dig into the juicy plot details.

▲ Heads Up:
This game doesn’t do the save-load trick, and it’s a long haul—don’t get too sucked in!!

Menu | Shop | Inventory

Menu – Top-left button, mostly just for bouncing back to the main screen or quitting. Other stuff overlaps with what’s already shown. If you’re a pro and the text’s bugging you, hit the “Show Icons” button down bottom-left to kill it (weird thing is, why can’t I tweak volume here? Gotta go back to the main menu).

Shop – Second button up top-left. You’ve got four items: Soul Revive Powder, All-Purpose Oil, Ecstasy Brew, and Ecstasy Brew x20. Plus, you can cash in real money for MASOBU’s “M Coins” to snag items faster and cut down on retries. Late-game gets tough, and you’ll be itching for that Soul Revive Powder and All-Purpose Oil (though I’d kill for a skip-battle item… lazy vibes).

Item rundown—keep in mind they’re one-and-done consumables:
Soul Revive Powder: Skip a failed fight without bailing, move to the next stage
All-Purpose Oil: Lowers fight difficulty, makes it a breeze
Ecstasy Brew: Unlocks witch Play scenes in the taming interface

Items pop up with a countdown before fights. All-Purpose Oil asks each time, and one use lasts through three fight stages ‘til the next new story bit.

Last one’s bulk buying, but where’s the discount, man? Bulk deals usually hook you up—gimme a break (nah, kidding).

If your top-right coin stash is low, hit the recharge options below.

Use “M Coins” to grab gold coins, basically a 1:1 swap. Click it, hit the purchase page, and once done, your gold shows up top-right (yep, microtransactions—gentlemen know the drill better than me).

Or, after Chapter 1, hit the side gig in the red-light district (bar) on the map for 100 coins (but it’s a one-time gig—poof after that).

Inventory – Third button top-left. Starts empty ‘til you hustle or buy stuff. Soul Revive Powder gets a freebie in the prologue, but after that, it’s gold or grinding side quests to score more!

Storylines and Character Profiles

Storylines

Mid-left on the main UI – Check story progress
Looks like old-school books, flipping ‘em gives off magic text vibes
Inside, you get recaps of all chapters
Forgot something? No sweat, peek back anytime
From “Prologue” to “Chapter 5”
Six chunks of story total
Devs seem to be adding & tweaking stuff over time
So you can bet on this game’s value getting juicier

For example:
Hit the prologue, and you’ll see every story node clear as day
Hold left-click or scroll
Drag left-right to find your spot
Right side’s got a “+ and -” slider to shrink the UI
(But why does it stick up top when small? Shouldn’t it center? Or let me drag it up-down?)

▲ Pro tip: This storyline thing’s clutch for “ReStart” mode—jump back to Prologue “Episode 1”
Or use it to “check side quests” and see what you missed—go fill those gaps!

Profiles

Mid-top on the main UI – Collect files and intel. Three main ladies are front and center:
Jiang Yuqing – Cop / Demon Hunter (played by Una)
Bai Bairong – Bar Waitress (played by Aixi)
Madame Wang – Bar Boss (played by Li Rongrong)
Two more unlock later via story:
Lily – Bar Waitress (played by Song Yuchuan)
Qin Xuezhu – High School Teacher (spoiler: her size is the biggest of the five—don’t sleep on this, chest fans! Basically… Xia Qingzi, lol)

Pay attention, and you’ll spot diamond grids above the characters. Bai Bairong’s got 3, Madame Wang’s got 4—gotta snag story fragments to fill ‘em.

Collecting turns “???” into actual info, giving you the lowdown on their personalities and the story. Skip it if you don’t care, though.

Dive into a profile, and you get “Personal Info” and “Videos”
“Personal Info” spills the basics: name, race, measurements, height, weight, job, plus key stuff to collect on the next page
“Videos” is all your story clips—rewatch ‘em here
Halfway through and feeling it? Or wanna double-check “key” clues?
Hit this spot to relive your fave moments (you know what’s up, IYKYK)

｜Jiang Yuqing (Cop / Demon Hunter)
Childhood buddy of the MC, Ding Ke’er’s secret crush, and the only human gal here
Face so fine she’s like a K-pop star—caught my eye real quick

｜Bai Bairong (Witch / Bar Waitress)
Next page in personal info
Starts as “???”—unlock it bit by bit through the story

Video previews drop hints early, though
Like, prologue’s first clip is shared by all three gals
But Yuqing’s second vid ties to Bairong’s third

Bairong’s a softie with a hopeless romantic streak
So she’s under Madame Wang’s thumb, doing her dirty work
Tiny spoiler: She’s a lily flower turned demon

｜Madame Wang (Witch / Bar Boss)
Previews show she’s got a ton of solo story beats
And the three gals’ measurements are weirdly close—32E-24-34
Except Bairong’s rocking an F, the rest are E
All got unreal hourglass bods…
(Plus the other two gals—one’s got a wild G-cup)

Oh, and any witch? You’ll nab a “relic” to tame ‘em eventually
Story says once they’re tamed, it’s “taming mode” time (gentlemen’s fave, right?)

Phone

Bottom-left on the main UI – Keep an eye on texts, check messages

Nothing at first—gotta clear the “tutorial”
That’s Chapter 1 (Cunning Rabbit’s Lair) to unlock it

Tap it, and you’ll see story updates
Plus main quests telling you where to head
(But later on, a new gal who’s an enemy somehow has the MC’s number and texts him? Weird flex)

Map Exploration and Story Push

Map

Mid-bottom on the main UI – Seven spots to explore:
Hospital, Mall, Garden, Red-Light District (Bar), High School, Police Station, Lakeside

Click a spot, and you get the deets
(Same as the phone—unlocks after the “tutorial”)

Bottom-right’s a “Go” button—hit it for side quests
Heads up: if there’s 2+ side quests (on the right)
You can’t pick the order
System decides the trigger sequence

That’s when new story bits open up
Pair it with phone texts to pick your next spot
Push the plot forward. While doing quests, watch out
Red text is the main storyline
Wanna hit side stuff first? Dodge the red-text map spots

▲ Big Reminder:
Pick the red mainline first, and white-text side quests vanish (unless you replay Chapter 1’s first episode)

Story

Top-right on the main UI – Keep the story rolling

The MC’s goal in this witch-infested world?
Awaken his Nine Yang powers (with a risk of losing his marbles)
And team up with Jiang Yuqing to find relics to tame Madame Wang & Bai Bairong
‘Cause regular guns ain’t cutting it against demons

(And you gentlemen? Your goal’s unlocking all the OX scenes)

※ Random Aside:
Turns out the Nine Yang power’s deep logic
Is all about dudes’ O-control skills
Keep the little guy in check and don’t let it loose—that’s how you stack power
(Kinda wild, but it’s a big deal—beats being a quick-draw, right?)

=== Back to UI Stuff ===

Now for the game’s core
Left-click in-game to pull up the UI
Don’t want it? Wait 3 secs, and it dips out

Top-right options:
Rewind / Pause(Play) / Fast-Forward / Skip
(Rewind and fast-forward shift about 4-5 secs per click)

Top-left’s “Exit”—straight back to the main page

Here’s a clutch trick
“Exit SKIP Hack”
Yeah, it’s not great for story vibes
First-time story triggers lock out the top-right UI
Wanna skip or speed through?
Hit “Exit” top-left, then pick “Story (Lamp)”
Call the UI back, and boom—fast-forward and pause are yours!!

Prologue Episode 1 zips through the three gals’ basic intros:
Jiang Yuqing’s a pure-love champ
Madame Wang’s a mature vibe (seems older, no age listed)
Bai Bairong’s a sneaky JK type—spoiler alert

Side note: Japan’s had this “JK Economy” since 2006
(Joshi Kōsei—JK means “high school girl”)
Girls in school uniforms
Chatting, lap naps, ear-cleaning—companion stuff

Like most story-driven games, you get choices
Pick your gal from the jump

Here’s a slick vid-unlock tip: check the storyline layout
Pick the second option here
And you’ll snag new video story bits
No save-load nonsense—just up your odds

Nail the right choice, and top-right pops an angel heart with a plus
Means you boosted that gal’s affection (good-evil meter)

Surprise twist: outside vids, it’s got regular pic chats too
Not everything’s a video scene

But here’s the catch: dialogue scenes can’t fast-forward like vids
Just left-click to speed up text
Skip to the next line, that’s it
(Seriously, add a skip button—repetitive chats waste time, ugh)

Before a scene wraps, it flags if you nabbed a “clue”
Like picking to chat with Yuqing—bam, new clue!
Recent murders ain’t something humans can handle…
(With our half-omniscient view, it’s gotta be a witch—Bairong or Madame?)

Another fun bit? Spotting vid bloopers
(Or is that just me cracking up? Haha)

Like: this clip’s fresh off an OX sesh
But the prey’s still in white undies!?
Madame’s got some long-range O-game—total pro (lol)

Back on track: pick certain options
And you’ll see a bat heart with minuses
Affection (good-evil meter) takes a hit

Mess up? No biggie
Backtrack to the first choice with “fast-forward SKIP”
Redo it—kinda like a sneaky save-load move

Alright, so far, here’s the big reveal!

Story choices mess with affection (good-evil meter) up or down
Some are two pluses, one minus (not every pick shifts it)
Wanna woo a specific gal?
Gotta lock in her options
Plain talk: you’re replaying a chapter three to six times
Or your shot at nailing all the gals at once? Zero percent

Story throws in some OX stuff too
Witch says she’s draining the MC dry, switches to “battle” mode
(Man, the hint screens zip by so fast… barely catch ‘em—gimme a pause-before-battle buffer!)

Hint recap for ya:
“Every choice matters – grab battle meds from the shop, good-evil shifts change the ending”

But… how do you even fight in this game?

Devs got cheeky—tossed in web mini-games
Turns the OX grind into quirky fun
(Downside? No fast-forward or skip—replays drag, and losing means redoing it… kinda tiring)

But they thought of the repeat boredom
Small props for this:
Mini-game order’s random
Rematched Madame, and it’s not always the same first level
Sometimes new stages pop, or third-level stuff shifts to first
(Still just four types max—surprise wears off quick)

Win battles to survive and push the story
Lose, and it’s game over—back to the last checkpoint
Forces you to retry ‘til you nail it

Also, same witch fight vids
Don’t change with the story—kinda lame…

Story rolls on, and new choices pop up
Pick smart, or you’ll hit Bad End quick
Redoing fresh scenes gets old fast

But like the story UI, if the storyline cuts off
No next thread means it might be a Bad End pick
Unless you’re on a second run, why bother? (lol)
(Not every cutoff’s a Bad End—sometimes it’s a map side quest)

Like here, I picked right
Story keeps going, even throws in some holy glow (haha)
MC’s got some power waking up!?
(Yep, Nine Yang stuff, no shock there)

Thought it was another OX fight at first, but nah—just story
Don’t wanna watch? “Exit SKIP Hack” it
(No mosaics here, so pick your playtime and spot wisely)

Off-topic:
Story’s so wild, I’m tryna get into it
But the voice lines and audio throw me off—can’t get in the zone (?)

Take this Yuqing OX clip
Dialogue’s fine if you ignore it
Without it, it’s basically a legit spicy vid
Rocking that top-tier Calvin Klein gear too

So, gents looking to unwind
Might need to cherry-pick scenes
To match your vibe
And sort out that universal dude struggle

Sneaky spoiler:
Yuqing loves dropping Doraemon’s
“What am I gonna do with you?”
No clue why—some gentleman word fetish?
Or she’s gotta be that cute-helpless type
To spark some lovey-dovey feels (lol)

No-guide players, post-prologue
New gal “Lily” drops, then “Xuezhu” later
Exploration hype sneaks up on ya (oops)

Chapter 1 kicks in
Finally some newbie tips
(Why explain battles now? I already scrapped with Madame in the prologue)
(Don’t get me started—OCD me fought over three times to unlock every side bit)

Item use gets explained post-prologue too
Order’s off, huh?
Maybe devs treat the prologue as a teaser
And Chapter 1’s the real start

Heads Up:
“Story” sticks to the main plot
Need other features to explore?
Clicking story won’t cut it
Follow the cues to “Map” spots for the next bit
(Rebel me ignored phone hints and hit other zones first—worked fine)

Extra – Mini-Game Tips

Battle Types:

OX Defense
Hold left-click, drag the shield up-down
Slow pace, easy peasy. Mess up?
You’ve got two retries (three lives total)

★ Key Trick: Think of the shield as a rectangle
Any hit counts—not just the left edge
But the back 1/3’s useless
Only front 2/3 blocks shots

Demon Tunnel (Hardest Skill Check)
Takes some finesse
White ball waits for your left-click
Starts falling—click to jump

★ Key Trick: Let it drop, then tap lightly
Keeps it floating steady
Watch the glow next to it
Turns from dot to line up-down
Click when it’s a line to cut jump height (or feel the drop)
Mind the ceiling and floor—touch ‘em, lose a life

Whirlwind Aura
Keep the center ring safe from demons
Use side fireballs to zap ‘em
Hold left-click to drag the ring anywhere

★ Key Trick: Chill and time it
Let fireballs smack demons at the right sec

Demon Slayer
Early speed’s chill—spot red demon circles (red background too)
Quick left-click to wipe ‘em out, no sweat

★ Key Trick: Don’t click white ones

Side Gig Types:

Wash Dishes
Brain-dead easy—drag mouse left-right fast in time
Some plates need three swipes, some five

★ Key Trick: Just be quick
Clean ‘em all—5-year-olds could do it

Rat Frenzy
Basically “Demon Slayer” redux
Same deal. No All-Purpose Oil?
Difficulty spikes (faster, more patterns)

★ Key Trick: Watch for layered patterns
Don’t click when they stack
Confident players?
Skip the Oil—save coins for Ecstasy Brew!

Quick note: some side quests got phases
Like “-2” up top-left on a quest
Means second stage—clear it, hits “-3”
Finishes and it’s gone
(Longer ones go -3 to -6 or more)

Taming Mode: The Gentleman’s Real Fun

Bottom-right on the main UI – Witch OX Simulator
Like it says, this is the gentleman’s playground
Beyond regular story OX vids
This spot’s got extra spicy OX action
(The part you’ve been dying for, right? Game’s big sell)

Wanna tame these witches? Push that story hard
Grab all the fragments and relics to unlock ‘em all!

But taming’s got a catch—you’re forced to use “Ecstasy Brew”
One brew per interaction—bulk sales make sense now, it burns through ‘em
Try to cheat and click straight in? Nope, game nudges you to the shop
(Devs: “You ain’t getting off that easy!”)

In this mode, left-click anywhere blank to show/hide the UI
(Like that eye icon top-right)
Hover over interaction icons for text pop-ups

Start from the leftmost UI—beyond stage one, two hidden stages
See those 🔽 arrows? Five total—one interaction fills a slot
Watch the orange-red bar stretch—five hits unlock the next stage

Stages 1 and 2, you get seven interaction options (some gals only six):
Mouth
Chest
Hips
Feet
O-Zone
Vibe Stick
Press Rod

Clips run 44-50 secs—short but sweet
TikTok-length vibes (huh?)
Can’t speed up or skip—finishes and loops

Stage 1: Burn “5” Ecstasy Brews to jump to “Stage 2” early
Vids here are mostly fully dressed

Stage 2: “10” Brews unlock “Stage 3”
Interactions cost 2 Brews instead of 1
(Time to grind harder, replay, or cash in)

Stage 2’s half-dressed—key spots start showing
Steam level cranks up big time

Note: Click “Ⅱ” or “Ⅲ” to swap stages

Stage 3: Costs jump to 4 or 5 Brews per go
Full-on bare mode—options shift
Vibe Stick or Press Rod drops one
Descriptions get wilder and harder to word (lol)
Mouth OX
OX Play
Back OX
Foot OX
Classic OX (some pose)
Press Rod
Rear OX
Front OX
Side OX

Plus, Stage 3’s the endgame—no more unlocks
Just pick your fave interactions from here

Easy strat: Go by your XP prefs
Burn the required Brews first
But if you’re spending, hit your top picks first
Circle back with spare coins later!

My Take and Ending Vibes

Sure, this game’s got its flaws
UI and smoothness ain’t polished
But with real-life shoots, bet the budget went there, huh?
And the XP satisfaction? They nailed what counts
Hands down the best effort in this thing

Game’s got six endings, not counting two Bad Ends
This run, I locked in with Yuqing—picked her every time

“Affection (Good-Evil)” Choices:
Pure Good Boost
Prologue > Chat with Yuqing > Grill Madame > Pick Yuqing
Chapter 1 > Call Yuqing
Chapter 2 > Pick Yuqing, Beat Xuezhu > Pick Yuqing Again, Beat Xuezhu
Chapter 3 > Save Yuqing

Later picks didn’t flash plus signs—early choices prob locked the ending
Chapter 2’s first pick: anything but “I Accept” boosts affection

▲ Heads Up:
Chapter 5’s story—some side quests auto-pick based on prior affection
Restarting from 5 won’t help
No options to hit other branches—full replay or bust

Rest’s up to you to dig into
No affection (good-evil) meter on-screen—kinda brutal
Can’t give a data-backed answer unless I list every choice…

Stuck to Yuqing, ended up just us two
Big takeaway from this story?
…
..
.
Wanna bag multiple gals? Gotta be a total player! (jk)

This Game’s Wins
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Real-Deal Style = Straight-Up Spicy Vids

Gentlemen into live-action? Beats plain vids any day
Taming mode adds extra juice—amps up the “practical” use

Story’s Packed

Gameplay’s not tech-heavy—shines in the plot
Script’s got laugh-out-loud moments
Back half throws curveballs you won’t see coming

Girl-on-Girl Bonus

Most games stick to MC-gal action, standard stuff
This one tosses in lady-lady scenes—eye-popping surprise!

Final Score and Recommendation

Game Name: The Witch Asks For Cum

The Witch Asks For Cum is an adult AVG (adventure game) mashed with exploration and multi-ending story vibes. It’s a world overrun by witches—charming dudes with magic, dragging ‘em home to drain ‘em dry, and powering up off their O-juice. You’re Ding Ke’er, ambushed at work by witch boss Madame Wang. Lucky break: your Nine Yang power kicks in, and cop Jiang Yuqing plus coworker Bai Bairong pull you out. To survive, Ke’er’s gotta dance between these demon gals and take ‘em on. Save or slay ‘em—it’s your call, and the world’s fate hangs on it.

Score

• Story: ★★★★★
• Gameplay: ★★★
• Value: ★★★★

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