A Hilarious Yet Unexpectedly Strategic Start
The opening sequence of this game is just too funny.
You start as a pathetic simp, hopelessly devoted to your goddess-like crush.
After falling victim to one of her pranks, you consider ending it all…
But just as you’re about to take the plunge,
you accidentally witness a Sugar Daddy engaging in “gentlemanly activities” with her.
Emotionally shattered, but for some reason…
your little brother refuses to stay down. 🤦♂️
Then comes the most familiar transition of all—
🚦 Traffic lights…
🚛 A massive truck…
💥 Impact…
And just like that, you get isekai’d.
Why?
Because you’ve maintained your purity for 30 years,
earning the legendary “Wizard” qualification.
After a quick introduction to your new reality,
you’re immediately greeted by a succubus offering fanservice!
(The character artwork is an absolute blessing—this dev team knows exactly what we want. 😏)
Day One – Getting Started
The game tutorial walks you through the basics:
- Game Cycle: 90 Days
- Work: Earn money & build relationships
- Exploration: Restore stamina & boost stats to improve romance routes
- Shopping: Buy necessary items for character progression
- Resting: Recovers stamina (but dropping to zero more than three times = BAD END!)
- Status Check: View your stats & relationship progress
- Demonic Affection: Engage in “gentlemanly activities”, increasing the “Love” parameter for deeper interactions with the succubus
The freedom of gameplay choices is surprisingly high.
Stat System & Character Development
Checking my status menu, I noticed a wide variety of attributes:
- Strength
- Skills
- Knowledge
- Outfit
- Oral skill
- Etiquette
Seems a bit overwhelming, right?
But then, I noticed something interesting—
At the bottom of the screen, the game directly displays all six romanceable heroines
along with their corresponding story progression.
That’s when I had a hunch…
The goddess who pranked me might be among them.
(Oh, I am definitely here for revenge. 😈)
The Grind Begins – Working My Way to Victory
Part-time Jobs & Unlocking Characters
First stop: Convenience Shop
💰 +248 Gold | 🔋 -4 Stamina | 💪 +1 Physical Strength
After a few shifts, I unlocked my first heroine (the store owner’s daughter).
Working even more unlocked the Gas Station job.
Gas Station
💰 +651 Gold | 🔋 -5 Stamina | 🧠 +1 Knowledge
(Why does working at a gas station increase knowledge? 🤔)
💰 +1027 Gold (Night Shift Bonus?)
🚗 “Got into a fight with a rich playboy and lost 20 Stamina.”
(WTF? I didn’t sign up for this!)
After multiple shifts, I encountered a mysterious, rockstar-looking woman (another heroine).
Unfortunately, the first time you get beaten up will lose some stamina, once it becomes zero you lose three days of progress.
(Huge loss, make sure your stamina is higher than 20 here!!)
The Big Brain Strategy – Become Rich First
My gameplan was simple:
💰 MAKE MONEY. LOTS OF MONEY.
Then, I’d speedrun through the romance routes with my wallet as my weapon.
To recover stamina efficiently,
I avoided resting and chose fine dining instead.
🥩 Steak Dinner 💰 -1500 Gold | 🔋 +60 Stamina
(Looks like I guessed right! Money solves everything!)
Fastest Money-Making Job – Host Club
💰 +8416 Gold | 🔋 -9 Stamina | 🎩 +1 Etiquette
(Short-term goal: Save 10,000 Gold to buy uniforms!)
Key Areas & Items
| Location | Item | Effect |
|---|---|---|
| Electronics Store | Computer Parts | 🧠 +4 Knowledge |
| Electronics Store | Full PC Set | 🧠 +8 Knowledge |
| Fashion Store | Trendy Outfit | 👔 +4 Outfit |
| Fashion Store | Luxury Suit | 👔 +8 Outfit |
| Business District | DVD Collection | 🎮 +4 Skills |
| Business District | VR Headset + Toys | 🎮 +8 Skills |
| Gym | Treadmill Training | 💪 +4 Physical Strength |
| Gym | Weight Training | 💪 +8 Physical Strength |
| Church | Small Donation | 🎩 +4 Etiquette |
| Church | Large Donation | 🎩 +8 Etiquette |
| Night Club | Chilled Beer | 🗣 +4 Oral skill |
| Night Club | Premium Whiskey | 🗣 +8 Oral skill |
(Every area has a heroine waiting to be unlocked—just make sure your status points meet the requirement!)
Electronics Store
Fashion Store
Business District
Gym
Church
Night Club
In the later stages, you’ll need a ton of money to boost your stats.
💡 Pro Tip:
- Focus on earning cash at the Host Club.
- Always buy the most expensive items during shopping.
- This strategy will significantly speed up event unlocks.
Sure enough, once my stats hit 100, the story events started flowing in.
Ah, it really does pay to be a Sony Gentleman.
Follow my guide, and there’s no obstacle you can’t overcome!
Final Push – The Church Events
By the endgame, I had pretty much completed everything at the church.
The only challenges left were the Nun and the Succubus.
These routes feature many dialogue branches,
and four hidden endings are tucked away in this section.
💾 Pro Tip:
Before each important dialogue choice, make sure to save.
This way, you can collect all the endings without any stress.
Doesn’t that sound absolutely fantastic?! 😆
Final Thoughts & Ratings
🎮 Playtime: ~2.5 Hours
💥 Final Strategy: Become absurdly rich, then speedrun romance routes!
| Category | Details |
|---|---|
| 🎮 Game Title | My Newborn Life In A Harem |
| 📜 Game Description | After being betrayed by a woman, you find yourself distraught and hit by a truck… But a horned demon girl saves you and changes your appearance. Unfortunately, you now owe a 20 million debt! With no other choice, you agree to help this devilish girl collect “love.” But what exactly is “love”? You’ll have to explore the lives of many girls to find out… |
| 🏭 Developer | PlayMeow |
| 🛒 Available On | Steam / PlayMeow |
| 🌍 Supported Languages | Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, English, Japanese, Korean, and more |
| ⭐ Story | ★★★★☆ (Multiple romance routes, each with unique storylines.) |
| 🎮 Gameplay | ★★★☆☆ (Part-time job mechanics are surprisingly engaging!) |
| 🎨 Artwork | ★★★★☆ (High-quality CG and character designs.) |
| 💰 Value for Money | ★★★★☆ (Lots of content, excellent voice acting.) |
Suggestions
- Loading times when reloading save files can be a bit slow, but the overall experience remains smooth.
- The characters are not animated using SPINE, so all visuals are static, which reduces the visual impact slightly.
- If the artwork were animated, it would elevate the game to another level—that would be absolutely incredible!
Final Verdict
This game was unexpectedly fun.
The grind-for-wealth gameplay loop felt rewarding,
and the romance routes were entertaining.
Would I recommend it? Absolutely!
Just be prepared for some NTR elements… or use your money & wit to flip the script. 😈
Until next time, gentlemen! 🚆✨
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